- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- HERE'S ALL THE OLD FAMILY PHOTOS, GRANDMA.
- AHEM, AHEM.
MOUSE HOLE INSPECTOR!
TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL INSPECTION.
EVERYONE OUTSIDE!
JUST DOING MY JOB.
- THAT CAT REALLY BUGS ME.
- OH, WASN'T IGGY JUST THE CUTEST BABY?
- PUT ON YOUR GLASSES. THAT'S HEATHCLIFF.
- THAT SETTLES IT, THEN.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A NEW FAMILY PORTRAIT.
- OH, NO!
- SHALL WE?
- LET'S!
YOU LOOK GOOD IN A HAT, HEATHCLIFF.
AH, HA HA HA!
- WAIT'LL I GET THOSE CRUMMY...
MICE!
IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE SPRING CLEANING.
- YOWW! - YOWW!
- DO YOU FEEL A DRAFT, GRANDMA?
- OH, IT'S JUST HEATHCLIFF,
HELPING WITH THE HOUSEWORK.
- WHOAA!
- CUCKOO!
- CUCKOO! - AHA!
WHOA!
- CUCKOO! STILL ACCURATE AFTER 25 YEARS.
- WHAT?! THE VACUUM!
WAIT! COME BACK!
- I TOLD YOU THERE'S A DRAFT IN HERE.
- YAAAAH!
WHOAAA!
- HEATHCLIFF SURE IS THOROUGH WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANING UP.
- SPEAKING OF CLEANING UP, WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT THE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO TODAY,
AND HEATHCLIFF NEEDS A BATH.
- BATH?
BATH?!
HE-HE-HEY! THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE.
- WHERE IS THAT CRITTER?
- IGGY, YOU GO FIND HEATHCLIFF
WHILE GRANDPA AND I TRY AND STRAIGHTEN THIS HOUSE UP.
- THERE YOU ARE.
TIME FOR YOUR BATH.
- WATCH OUT, YOU STUPID CAT!
GET OFF ME, FUR BRAIN!
SPIKE! HELP!
GRAB THAT CAT!
HEY, THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MUGSY-WUGSY!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO
♪ WHOO HOO HOO HOO
MM-MMM!
[SLURP SLURP]
- GIVE UP, HEATHCLIFF!
- HEY, WHERE ARE THE BRAKES ON THIS THING?!
OH, I CAN'T LOOK!
- AW, CHEER UP, HEATHCLIFF.
- [GROAN]
- REMIND ME NOT TO LET HEATHCLIFF VACUUM THE HOUSE ANYMORE.
OH, GOOD. IGGY'S BACK.
AS SOON AS YOU BATHE LITTLE HEATHCLIFF,
WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.
- PERFECT. GET IN.
COME ON, NOW.
THAT'S BETTER.
HUH?
- WHY ARE WE WAITING FOR THAT DARN CAT?
THIS IS A FAMILY PORTRAIT.
- HEATHCLIFF ISFAMILY.
- GOL' DARN IT!
THIS SUIT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE DRY-CLEANED!
- MILK!
- REEOWWRR!
- WAAAA!
WAAAA!
- LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T GET THIS OVER WITH.
- WAAAAA!
- HEE HEE! HYUK HYUK!
- WAAAA! WAAAA!
- HMM...
- AH-AH-AH-CHOOO!
- HEY, GESUNDHEIT.
RRAAAHHRR!
- MOMMY!
- I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS COMMOTION.
COME ON. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
- THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
- THANK YOU. DO COME AGAIN.
- SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
WAIT'LL WE GET HOME.
LET'S GO, CLAUDE.
- HA HA HA HA! HEE HEE! HYUK!
- [FRENCH ACCENT] NEXT, PLEASE!
DO HURRY. I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
[BROOKLYN ACCENT] WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING.
[FRENCH ACCENT] PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THE BACKDROPS.
- I'D LIKE THE LAKE SCENE.
YEAH, I'M A BIT OF A FISHERMAN MYSELF.
ONCE, I CAUGHT THIS 25-POUND BEAUTY, AND I HAD TO LEAN AGAINST...
[TEARING]
- OHH!
AH, I JUST ADD IT TO THE BILL.
THIS ONE WITH THE HORSES IS LOVELY.
- MADAM, PUT ON YOUR GLASSES.
AH, NOW, YOU SIT THERE. NO. NEXT TO HIM.
NO, OVER THERE. MOVE TO THE RIGHT.
NOW, YOU SIT NEXT TO HER.
THAT'S ENOUGH. STAY LIKE THAT.
NOW SAY "CHEESE."
- CHEESE? DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEESE?
- YAAAH! - YAAAH!
- NOW SAY "CHEESE"!
- THERE'S THAT MAGIC WORD AGAIN.
- GRRR...
- SACRE BLEU!
I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO PHOTOGRAPHING FRUIT.
- YOWWW!
- KITTY PINCUSHION.
- WHY ME?
YEEEOWWW!
- HA HA HA!
- OOH! OWW! OHH! OW! OHH-HO!
OOH, NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!
- HEY, FUZZ FACE, SAY "CHEESE!"
- MEEEOWWRR!
OHH! OOH!
- AH, HA HA HA!
- HUH?
- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
- ANYONE FOR A SWIM?
- HUH? GERONIMO!
- HA HA HA!
- GRR! GRR!
- YIKES!
- RREEOWWRR!
TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCAREDY CAT?
- ME? SCARED? WHY, YOU LITTLE--
YIKES! WHAT WAS THAT?
WOW! THAT TURKEY IS THE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER
FOR FELINE MAGAZINE. OH, I'M IMPRESSED!
I COULD BE A COVER BOY.
- WE'LL PUT YOU ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.
- YEAH-- MONSTER MAGAZINE.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR, BABY.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.
[GARGLES]
[KISS]
♪ TA-DA!
- WHY ME? I AM A NICE GUY.
I HELP OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET.
I EAT MY VEGETABLES. SACRE BLEU!
I EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH AFTER EVERY MEAL!
WELL, ALMOST.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
- MEEOWWRR.
MEOWRR.
MEEEOWWWWWRRRRR!
- OH, I GIVE UP.
I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER CAMERA AS LONG AS I LIVE.
I'M GOING TO...
SELL ENCYCLOPEDIAS.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
WHAT ABOUT MY BIG BREAK?
I WAS GONNA BE A HOUSEHOLD WORD.
- AREN'T THESE PHOTOGRAPHS OF IGGY JUST ADORABLE?
- PUT ON YOUR GLASSES! THAT'S HEATHCLIFF.
I KNOW. I'LL GET OUT THE OLD BOX CAMERA,
AND I'LL TAKE THE FAMILY PORTRAIT.
I USED TO BE AN ACE PHOTOGRAPHER.
- GOOD IDEA. IGGY, GIVE HEATHCLIFF ANOTHER BATH.
- HERE WE GO AGAIN.
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
- [GRUNTING]
ALMOST MADE IT.
I HOPE THOSE CATS DON'T HEAR ME.
- WHATCHA GOT THERE, LEROY?
- OH, NO.
- WHOAAA!
- OOF! - OOF!
- [GROANING]
- THAT LITTLE RED WAGON IS REALLY DRAGGIN'.
- THIS BELONGS TO THE JUNKYARD.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO STAY AWAY FROM IT.
- STAY AWAY FROM WHAT, LEROY?
- I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS MESSING WITH THIS DIRT BIKE.
IT'S WORTH MONEY.
- DUH, YOU MEAN IT'S MADE OF DIRT?
- HEY, NO PROBLEM, LEROY.
YOU CAN COUNT ON US TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE.
TRUST ME.
LOOKING GOOD, BOYS.
JUST THE HANDLEBARS AND AIR IN THE TIRES,
AND WE'RE READY TO SEE HOW FAST THIS BABY CAN GO.
- OK, CHUMP, START THE PUMP.
- IN WITH THE GOOD AIR, OUT WITH THE BAD AIR.
- YOU GO FIRST, MONGO.
- DUHH, HOW COME I GET TO GO FIRST?
- 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE HELMET, DUMMY.
- DUH, YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
- I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE.
- OK. ALL SET.
- OH, NO!
- COUNTDOWN!
- 3...2...1...GO!
- WHOOOOAAAA!
- HUH? MONGO!
YAAAH!
- GO, MONGO, GO!
- HEY, SLOW DOWN, FURBALL.
LET ME OFF!
- I CAN'T SEE!
- BETTER YELL STOP.
I DON'T THINK HE CAN SEE THE JUMP COMING UP.
- UHH...HANG ON BACK THERE.
HERE...WE...GOOOO!
WHOOOAAA!
DUHH, THEY SAY A MUD PACK IS VERY GOOD FOR THE SKIN.
- GRRR!
- OH, NO.
- LOOKS LIKE MONGO RAN OUT OF GAS BEFORE THE BIKE DID.
- HA HA HA!
- HEY, HOW COME WORDSWORTH AND I
HAVE TO RIDE BEFORE YOU, RIFF-RAFF?
- YEAH, DUDE. TELL US FAST WHY YOU GO LAST.
- BECAUSE YOU GUYS WILL SET THE PACE FOR ME TO WIN,
AND I WILL, YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, WE KNOW.
- DUHH, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
[ENGINES REVVING]
- UH-OH.
- WHAT ARE WE STOPPING HERE FOR, BOSS?
- 'CAUSE I SAY WE DO, SEE?
BESIDES, CHECK THAT OUT OVER THERE.
- WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT A JUNKYARD, PANTHER?
- IT'S A TRACK FOR RACING BIKES, DUMMY.
WE'RE GOING IN THERE AND RACE BIKES.
- MY SKIN SHOULD BE BEAUTIFUL AFTER THIS MUD PACK.
- UHH!
- HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, PAL?
NICE THREADS.
- HEY, MY NAME AIN'T PAL, OK? IT'S PANTHER,
AND WE ARE GOING TO OFFER YOU A LITTLE COMPETITION.
- HEY! RIFF-RAFF, HELP!
- CLEO!
- PLEASE, STOP IT!
YOU CREEP, LET ME GO!
RIFF-RAFF WILL GET YOU FOR THIS.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- I'LL GET HIM, BOSS.
HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
- WE NEED A SCHEME TO HANDLE THIS SCENE.
- QUICK, GET ME A BARREL OF OIL.
A SLICK IDEA.
- HEY! WHOOAAA!
WHOOAA!
PHEW!
- QUICK, MOVE THOSE SKATES AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
- HANG ON, AND WE'RE GONE!
THIS IS TOTALLY GNARLY, CHARLIE.
- GRAB ON, CLEO, QUICK!
- I'M TRYING. RIFF-RAFF!
- HEH HEH. SO LONG, YOU LUGHEADS. HA HA HA!
- YIKES!
- RIFF-RAFF, COME BACK HERE!
- WHOAAA!
- HECTOR, STOP THE BIKE!
- OK, BOSS. YOU GOT IT.
- EE-YOWWW!
- GEE, RIFF-RAFF, I DIDN'T THINK THAT BIKE WAS BUILT FOR 3.
- YOU GOT THAT. 2 IS COOL.
3 IS WHOOWEE!
- AND 4 IS JUST RIGHT.
THAT'S IT. WE NEED A MACHINE FOR 4.
- HUH?
- RIFF-RAFF WILL SAVE ME FROM YOU, YOU MEATBALL.
- HEY, STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES,
BUT YOUR FRIEND RIFF-RAFF WON'T EVEN COME CLOSE. HA HA!
- BOY, AM I DIZZY!
- HEH. YOU ALSO BETTER GO ON A DIET AND LOSE THAT SPARE TIRE.
HA HA HA!
- A REAL WORK OF ART.
- YEAH. ART WILL REALLY DIG IT.
- DUHH...ART WHO?
- CLIMB ABOARD, GANG.
WE HAVE SOME CHAINS TO RATTLE.
- I'LL STAY BACK HERE AS LOOSE AS A GOOSE.
- LET'S GO!
- CLEO!
- RIFF-RAFF, SAVE ME THIS MINUTE!
- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
- PFFFFT!
- GET 'EM, MEN!
- DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THIS, YOU MISSING LINK!
- OOH! - UHH!
- WHAT'S THE PLAN, RIFF MAN?
- WE'LL GIVE 'EM PLAN "A."
- WHAT'S PLAN "A"?
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
OK, MONGO, GO GET HIM.
- DUHH...HOW?
- HERE'S HOW.
- WHOOAA!
- OH, NO!
MOMMY!
- NICE WORK, MONGO.
- NO MORE MR. NICE CAT. LET'S GET 'EM.
WEASEL, HOOK 'EM UP.
NET 'EM, BONES!
NOW I'M GETTING THE PRIZE
WHILE YOU GO FINISH OFF THESE HAIRBALLS! HA HA HA!
- OK, HECTOR, SHOW THIS GUY WHO BELONGS IN THE NET.
- YOU GOT IT, RIFF-RAFF.
- UH-OHH...
OOF!
UHHH...
- LOOKS LIKE YOU NETTED YOURSELF A BIG ONE, HECTOR.
NOW, WORDSWORTH,
GET RID OF THAT WEASEL ON OUR BACK.
- THIS WEASEL IS DRIFTIN' FOR A LIFTIN'.
- HEY!
HELP!
- HA HA! MY, OH, MY! HE'S HIGH AND DRY.
- I'LL GIVE RIFF-RAFF JUST ONE MORE CHANCE TO SAVE ME.
- HA! THAT WIMP IS TOO BUSY WITH MY BOYS
TO WORRY ABOUT YOU, BABE!
NOW YOU'RE ALL MINE! HA HA HA!
- OK, BOYS. NOW THAT WE HAVE THE GANG UNDER CONTROL,
I HAVE TO GET MY GIRL BACK.
- WHAT'S THIS?
- WHOA-HO! - HELP!
- COMING, DEAR!
- WHOOOAAA!
OHHH...
- SO LONG, TURKEYS!
- TAKE A HIKE!
- WITHOUT YOUR BIKE!
- [LAUGHTER]
- IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO RESCUE ME,
BUT I GUESS YOU DESERVE THIS.
- YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I DESERVE THIS.
HA HA HA!
- SPIKE HERE IS HELPING ME DEMONSTRATE AN IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP FOR YOUR PETS.
NEVER, NEVER LOCK YOUR CAT OR DOG IN A CLOSED CAR.
ON A HOT DAY, THE TEMPERATURE CAN GO WAY OVER 100 DEGREES.
GEE. SPIKE AND I ARE JUST KIDDING AROUND,
BUT REMEMBER, THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.
- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.
HEATHCLIFF AND I ARE MAKING BELIEVE WHAT COULD HAPPEN,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.
[LAUGHING]
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU